One of my favorite quotes.
Sometimes I think I see a cute guy while I’m driving but then it turns out to be a soccer mom with a short haircut.
can i marry all 4 of you?
actually… i take that back, you’re all in mortal kombat costumes and that’s not a real band you’re just playing guitar hero
i used to post pretty pictures on my tumblr…
his hair looks like pasta
now i’m hungry for bleach
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sweet glory
Under the Booty
“Ms. New Booty” vs. “Under the Sea”
this is every conversation I have with my dad
